May 2013
dampsandwich:
it would be so easy beating edward scissorhands at rock paper scissors
cam-wins:
*puts tea in ziplock* who wants weed?
School: We don't allow bullying if you bully we will fuck you up
Student: I got bullied.
School: The fuck do you want us to do about it?
finmeister:
MY MOM JUST GOT OUT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND FOUND OUT SHES BEEN SPELLING HER NAME WRONG FOR 49 YEARS
highsch00ls:
5evamore:
when i see really attractive people i just laugh because i know if we lived in the aztec culture they’d be sacrificed to the gods for their beauty
That’s a very strange way of coping with not being really attractive.
“be honest. be silly. be kind.”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson (via blogbelle)
ofsherlock:
i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck
withnoriskcomesnoreward:
latenights-and-oldguitars:
Do you think God ever gets sad? Like, “What do you mean, you don’t love yourself? I worked so hard on you….”
malikthirst:
every time i take a picture with my family i always throw up gang signs to let everyone know who runs this family
Watchtwerkwithnarry:
I WAS ON TWITTER AND SAW THIS VINE IM NOT SURE WHY IM LAUGHING SO HARD
im-kellin-myself:
Do you ever look at someone and then look at yourself and get sad
deerpong:
Good morning America lets grab this day by the pigtails and fuck it till it can’t walk straight
